Topic: Mudder's Rhapsody

Newsgroups: rec.games.mud
Subject: Mudder's Rasphody
Date: 16 Dec 90 15:46:25 GMT

Mudder's Rasphody
by Ken "Hawkeye" Keys
(to the tune of "Bohemian Rasphody" by Queen)

Is this the RealLife (tm), or a virtual reality
Caught in a MUD slide, no escape from this fantasy
Open your eyes, look up at your CRT
I'm just a MUDder, I need no topology
Because I'm easy come easy go
'cause I've got a macro
Any way the link goes, doesn't really matter to me... to me

Wizard, I just killed a girl
She had TinySex with me, then I found out she's a he
And Wizard, he was logging it
And now he's posted it on rec.games.mud
Wizard, ooh ooh ooh oooh,
Didn't mean to make you @toad me
If I'm not logged on this time tomorrow
@recycle me, @recycle me, and @recycle all my objects

Too late, my account's run out
Gonna kick me off the net, I have no client to connect
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you on this MUD and face RealLife(tm)
Wizard, ooh ooh ooh ooh
I don't want to go
I sometimes wish I'd never logged on at all

I see a silly @description of a man
Gotta MUD!  Gotta MUD!  Will you do the BONK-OIF thing
Whisper-bombs and killing, very very thrilling, OIF!
TinyTalk, FooTalk, TinyFugue, TinyWar
TinyWar does not exist.
Where did it go-o-o-o?
I'm just a MUDder, I need no topology
He's just a MUDder sitting at a CRT
Spare his eyes from radioactivity
Easy come, easy go, 'cause I've got a macro
Islandia, No!
We will not let you go
Let it go!
Islandia, No!
We will not let you go
Let it go!
Never, never, never let it go, go, go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It is sinking, it is sinking, it is sinking, let it go.
Islandia is sinking beneath the sea, the sea, the sea!

So you think you can BONK me and slap me HIGH5.
So you think you can spoof me, pretend you are I.
Oh, mucker.  Don't do this to me mucker.
Just gotta log out, just gotta get off of this port.

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters to me.
Any way the link goes.

See Also: Overview.