Topic: Why? (all strung back together again, to slow down kvetching from Certain Parties...) Why? Because, in the beginning there was null and void. And the Dragon said, "Let there be earth!" And lo, there was. And the Dragon said, "Let there be water!" And lo, there was! And the two did mix most naturally, thus creating mud. And the Dragon looked upon His creation, and He smiled - for it was a glorious mess, and fun to play in. And THAT'S WHY!